So I went to get a pedicure today, which is something I do when I'm in NYC in the summer. I choose colours, typically, that are pastelly-pink but mostly I go by their names. [Wish I could remember some past choices, but, alas, the memory falters.] Today I chose "Need A Vacation". Then the woman who was doing my pedicure decided that the other bottle of polish that was standing next to her (keep in mind there is a WALLFULL of colours behind her but they were less, I guess, accessible) would be better for me. I was, like, honestly? Who cares. Let's do it. So she did. Now, this is all well and good, my toes are a decidedly different colour than any I would have chosen, but the thing that is worrying me is that I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED. Logically, I am forced to refer to it as "Doesn't Need A Vacation" -- which is, admittedly, embarrassingly close to the truth.